Batam

Follow me through our one-day trip @ batam… With the no of pics uploaded, I m so sure u won’t get lost as u follow me through… Anna’s company went Batam and we tag along…

At Harborfront ferry terminal waiting for the ferry… Tpl commented tt I look so Malaysian in tis outfit… Ooppsss I m supposed to look like an Indonesian to blend into Batam… Keith looked shag as he only had an hr of sleep from the fri’s drinking…
I m actually shocked tt there’s so many pple going Batam…ya I noe it’s a Sat but the whole ferry terminal is in a chaos… Secretly wondering if all these uncles are going to 二奶村 (mistress village)…
Time is 8:25am n we r still waiting for the ferry…
The goodie bag tt anna’s company prepared for everyone of us…wahaha I kept saying wa ‘Xie Eng’ (damn free), they still bother to prepare goodie bag when I gt the goodie bag…hahaha…nah its nice of them cos the wet tissue inside the goodie bag is really useful…
Finally we r boarding the ferry…

 Yup we reached Batam…
Look at the crowd, again its so many pple waiting to pass through the checkpoint into Batam…
Tpl is attempting to jump into the sea after she came to know tt she does not qualify to be one of them in the 二奶村… Dun worry, u can still try Geylang… Wahaha
On the bus…
1st stop is the Go-Cart…

 I always drive like a tortoise whenever I m on the Go-Cart cos I m so scared tt I might juz fall out n scratch my face…Hello!!! Mind u not to look down on the tortoise cos the tortoise won the race with the hare!!!…
On the bus to the water sports….No one tried out the water sports…

 Can u see my 眯眯眼??? I can hardly open my eyes under tis hot sun!!!
Hahaha my expression is like tt cos I m afraid tt the monkey might juz jump over… But 3 words: Can’t be bothered!!! The monkeys can’t even be bothered with human beings!!!

 And See the monkeys get so high when they saw a Big Banana…
Nxt stop is the Polo Ralph Lauren… We r so not interested in it and we actually slept in the bus when the tour guide brought us to the 2nd Polo shop n to see making of the “Kway Lapish”…

 

 Finally its lunch when its 2pm already!!! Lunch @ Golden Prawn Batam…

 Keith trying to give the Donald duck a High-five…
Retarded us trying to immitate the way the Donald Duck stand…
wahaha…i dun noe why but i find these prawns cute…

Little Boy trying to catch the prawns…
These 2 sea creatures should be hanged by the weighing scale n not beside the weighing scale…wahaha 老板一公斤多少钱啊???

 Danial almost died of hunger!!!

 Time is 2:15pm!!! We have been entertaining ourselves with the camera for 15mins n the food is still not here!!! If they try to starve us longer they might find 5 dead creatures at Batam lo…
Wahahaha somehow I tink it looked like the 7th month dinner with all the tour groups having dinner at the same time…
Its King Cola…

But why is top cover of King Cola smaller than tt of a Sprite??? Ignore me n my nonsense…
Finally the food is served…
Yewwwww… tis is gross…
And tpl ate it…

Hey u noe wat??? Now u can’t find tis sweet Nicolet in NTUC or supermarkets in Singapore anymore… I used to eat them when I was young… Going ‘Bo Gey’ Soon…
Nxt stop: Body Scrub n Massage @ Indo Thai Massage Centre…
It looked so clean n nice…finally there’s some elements of modern in…

 Waiting for them to wash my legs before the scrub n massage…

The body scrub is really shiok!!! My skin feels so clean n smooth after the scrub!!! There’s a small boy who keep coming to peep into the curtains at us!!! So one of us suggested using our bra to ‘cup’ over the little boy’s head if he come n peep at us again… And I suggested using the rubber band tt I used to tie my hair to shoot at the boy!!! Wahaha all these r suggestions only!!! Did I tell u me, anna n tpl were LIVE RADIO for those pple who were having their massage there as well??? 3 of us r talking non-stop and all our conversations were heard by everyone!!! We did not know until after the massage when keith n denial told us!!!

 The fat Bitch stepping on Fat Bitch…

 Dinner Time…

 I did not eat these yummy prawns…
neither did i eat tis fish… Cos my eye lid is having rashes again and i do not want to eat seafood to irritate them…Wat the hell!!! When will my rashes end????
Yumy Dessert…
Bye Batam…